I went to see Niagara Fall yesterday. WOOT WOOT! That was fun. Then I tried to go to Canada but I forgot my ID. So I had to turn around a deal with the US border patrol. What a pain in the ass!

Today I came back to Ithaca to start my research job tomorrow. Fun time in store? I THINK SO!

What I should be doing? Studying for my ChemE test which I will undoubtedly fail, like the last two pre-lim I've taken (Well I don't know for sure but...)

What I am doing? Nothing cause I got up 15 minutes ago and my brain isn't on yet. So I'm updating.

Well finally Ithaca is deciding to get cold. On Saturday and Sunday it was like in 40 plus the rain that came along with it. I kept thinking maybe I could do really well this year and transfer to Stanford. I can dream, can't I? Since then the low has been like 50, which I bitch about I dunno why cause I've definitely gone out on nights where its in the high forties, low fifties in a tank top and jeans. But whatever.

So this weekend plus Monday and Tuesday was out Fall Break, only at Cornell would two days be considered a break. So the entire campus was dead. I've never gotten so much work done. It was either do your work or let your brain rot from boredom. I took the latter option. But everyone is coming back today. YAY my friends are coming back, so will the other annoying people and I guess I can put up with them.

I liked to Mike about the guys that I hooked up with. We finally had a conversation about how he felt about it and it turn out he cares. I dunno why I expected him not to. So no more hooking up for me, I guess. I dunno whether to sad or not. Its not like I could care less about those guys the next day, I usually never see them again and when I do most of the time we just ignore each other.But sometimes its just nice having someone there. I guess I just need to get more guy friends that I don't want to hook up with. I've not made any guy friends since I got here. Thats sad. The college of Engineering is full of guys and still nothing, well maybe one or two but eh.

Drinking is bad(::looking at Su and Aileen::), you guys and your drunk stories. Alcohol is bad.

Well its noon I should start working,

I forgot all about this wonderful invention.

Wondering how my life is progressing at this lovely Ivy Institution? Well if you are thats sad cause I'm just not that interesting.

What to see my schedule? Sure you do   

Yup you saw right class at 8:30 at night but I like my schedule, I think its nice. After each class, on most days I get to come back to take a nap, my favorite thing to do. And for those who don't know MATH 192 is CALC 3

Got a job at the school "Starbucks". Thats pretty cool, I think.

What else? Ahh my roomate..she is cool...they girls in my general area are pretty damn awesome. I must say I succeeded there even though my room is smaller than hell at least I'm surrounded by cool people.

The weather is gradually getting suckier but I knew what I was getting myself in for. There is a 100% chance that it will rain for the next two days. I need rain boots, where the hell am I gonna get rainboots?

I've spent 400 dollars on 8 books, that is fucking retarted. Cornell is filled with thieving bastards that I want to strangle.

And thats all I can think of.

I AM IN C-O-R-N-E-L-L.

And I want to killl myself. It is so fucking hot here you cannot imagine. Its just like Florida. The high today was 96. What was the high in Florida. I have my own room!!!!! YAY! GO me. I thought I would hate it but today I recognized that I am a complete slob and NO ONE should ever be subject to the torture of living with me.

So yeah back to the heat. F U C K!!! I'm beginning to hate it here.

You would never guess what is my required summer reading...Things Fall Apart. Can you believe that. Good thing I did not read it for Bills. So now it will be a brand new experience.

So yeah anyway I gotta go back to trying to get my Dell Computer. LATER!!!!!

Despite what you say Hannah I have an amazing boyfriend. I totally heart him. Where did I get that from I have no idea but yeah he's amazing.

My Review of Lords of Dogtown: wait for it to come on HBO and then TIVO it. I didn't really like it but it doesn't matter cause Mike was with me. And kids thereare just somethings you do not do in a theater. Take that from me.

So what else. I need to go to one of these fucking grad parties. Why am I such a loser?? I blame it on my parents and Aileen.

I just noticed I'm missing the Tony awards ohh well.

I think I wanna go to UF now, ever since the IB banquet I've really been thinking about it. Why did I decide to go to Cornell? Because of a name, just to say that I went or got into an Ivy League school. What if I don't fit in, what if its like IB freshman year all again?

CORNELL UNIVERSITY

+Ivy League
- Airfare is crazy expensive like 371
+smaller popluation (approx. 13000)
-COLD!!!!!
-Far away from my family
-Too far away from Mike
-I will not know anyone and maybe the people there will hate me+
+Having Cornell on my resume will help me
+Sushi Bar (YUM)
-Can visit only a few times during the year
-Did I mention the COLD!?
-Rich WASP to marry (j/k)
-taking out 3000 in loans

University of Florida

+I would have a damn car by now
+Close to home, wouldn't have to travel by air, I could drive
-Driving from Gainsville to here
-HUGE campus and LOTS of people
-People I really can't stand will be there
+Campus is big enough I wouldn't have to see them
+AILEEN!!!!!
+Hannah
+Easy access to drunk frat boys I can have easy sex with (j/k)
-approx 1000 in loans

I'm probably being a big baby but still.....

ERRR! I HAVE NO COMMENT!!!!!!!!

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You guys jave probably seen this before but I haven't and I think its hilarious...

And now, a brief explanation of the Ivy League...

BROWN: Hey kids! Is half of your head shaved? Do you have a nose ring?
Are you terribly progressive and do you have a s**tload of empathy? Are you
sick and tired of silly things like grades and majors? COME TO BROWN!!!

COLUMBIA: Hey kids! Do you like Harlem? Do you like commuters? Are you
planning on transferring to another Ivy school after your freshman year?
COME TO COLUMBIA!!!

HARVARD: Hey kids! Do you hate teachers? I mean really hate them? Do you
never want to have another teacher again? And what about a social life? Do
you hate that, too? COME TO HARVARD!!!

PRINCETON: Hey kids! Do you have any idea what the hell an eating club is?
Are you pompous? Can you learn to be? Have you always dreamed of living in
the great state of New Jersey? COME TO PRINCETON!!!

PENN: Hey kids! Did you like high school a lot? How about four more years
of the same? Are you dying to visit scenic West Philadelphia? Does the
concept of rigorous academics scare you? COME TO PENN!!!

CORNELL: Hey kids! Do you hate intimacy? Are you interested in jumping off
high places? Have you ever wanted to converse with future hotel managers?
COME TO CORNELL!!!

YALE: Hey kids! Do you want to get shot? COME TO YALE!!!

DARTMOUTH: Hey kids! Do you hate civilization? Looking to get away from
stuff like culture and people? Do you like to drink? Do you like to drink
some more? Do you like to continue to drink? And what's your feeling on
drinking? COME TO DARTMOUTH!!!

I wonder if Kim ever read the one for Dartmouth...

WAIT BUT ANOTHER ONE!

How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two -- One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two -- one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven -- one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.
How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb? None -- Hanover doesn't have electricity.
How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb? Seventy-six -- one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.
How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb? None -- New Haven looks better in the dark.
How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb? One -- he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

NOT GOING TO PROM AND BEING PAID FOR IT. THANKS DUBY! FUCK YEA!